Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ushers 911 Call Is a Joke

Usher had a 911 call claiming his ex-wife and stalker, Tameka Foster keyed his car. This December May romance was doomed from the start. According to her people Tameka Foster could not have keyed Ushers car that night, as she was the keynote speaker for The Atlanta Cougars dinner that evening.

Sidebar the dinner was prepared by contestants from Iron Chef. A delicious culinary experience of fresh young raw meat was shared by all.
Usher claims the attack was due to an argument about the two young cubs he sired when they were married. Tameka Foster’s publicist denounces the claim as ridiculous and beneath her client.

It is also only a coincidence that Tameka Foster will be working with Jasmine Sullivan on a follow up hit from “Bust Your Windows” entitled “I Keyed Yo Ride” due out next summer.

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